Where is Halfdan?
You can make farty noises with your hand in your armpit.
Ishvesk has the best sigh.
Thrash has the best thunder pole.
Notto has the most patience.
Tifthir has a sweet new laptop.
Yendis should burn his Fenris armor.
You know who loves Valheim?  Your mom.
The Mistlands will make you say bad words.
Banging your head against your keyboard is less painful than the Mistlands.
Dvergrs are bipolar. Be careful.
If attacked by a tick, put your elbow in your ear.
There is one person who can roll dodge a Seeker Soldier.  Your mom.
Now that you have all of your gear upgraded, it is time to get clobbered in a new biome.
Odin is a creepy stalker.
If given a 5x5 housing plot, it is ok to build a 32x18 personal base.
If you find a small opening in a rock, try /sideways to enter.
There is one vender that sells tamed wolves.  Your mom.
If you see a bright red troll, you've probably had too much to drink.
When I was little my father drove us to a burned down warehouse and said "look kids, Disney World burned down."  We cried and cried.